We will be traveling for out of town markets Dec 5-16 and I have yet another arm surgery on December 17th. Orders placed after Dec 4 will be fulfilled eventually, but with ZERO GUARANTEE of holiday delivery.

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You Put the PENIS in Happiness Dick Keychain

Name: You Put the PENIS in Happiness Dick Keychain
Brand: Profound Sass
Price: 20.0 USD
Availability: InStock

$20.00 USD

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For the penis-laden love in your life

Handcut penis keychain
Aluminum handstamped keychain with stainless steel ring and lobster clip

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Font may vary based on product selected. Leave a note at checkout if you have a preference for cursive or print. Ready to Ship items are pre-made and ready to ship, no customizations. ProfoundSass will intermittently retire font styles and launch new ones, so photos on the site may not be reflective of the font on your actual finished product. However, the fun phrases will always be the same!

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You Put the PENIS in Happiness Dick Keychain